Ok, so this guy's playing golf with a priest. And he's really bad, so every time after one bad putt after another, he's like "FUCK I MISSED THE FUCKING HOLE" <[PervertedMonk]> k <[PervertedMonk]> ... Next hole... swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED" And the priest becomes a little unnerved <[PervertedMonk]> obviously So he says "You really shouldn't keep saying that, or the Lord may well strike you down" Next hole: Swing... putt... "FUCK I MISSED!" And then there's a rumbling in the clouds, and a lightning bolt strikes the priest dead And a voice overhead... "FUCK I MISSED"