Hey wana hear a funny story? yep does it involve clowns and ninjas? no. Last wknd, me and sum mates were down at the pub, and we see this guy looking pretty pissed. Anyway, we hadn't drunk much, so we decided to be good people and drive this guy home. was he a clown/ninja? So we helped him up, and he fell over. Then we tried dragging him out and he kept falling over. So we drove him back to his place, and knocked on the door, and this woman answers (presumably his wife) and is all like: "Thanks boys, but where's his wheelchair?"