CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?   DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen........   Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with   your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafi. Then,   mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad   was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing   that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.   Nine months later, the virus appeared!.   CHILD: Huh?