<^head^> A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?" <^head^> After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female." <^head^> This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" <^head^> "Well," she says, "God is both black and white." <^head^> This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" <^head^> Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight." <^head^> At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks... <^head^> "Is Michael Jackson God?"