mojo: oh my god that was the greatest ever
mojo: UPS guy was at my door delivering some stuff to me
mojo: and this guy from across the street was on the sidewalk talking to him about a cell phone delivery or some nonsense
mojo: and the UPS guy says "crazy foreigner from across the street keeps bothering me, i don't even think he has a house"
mojo: "he probably drives a taxi because he can't get a real job"
mojo: and i smiled at him and said "yea. nothing at all like driving a UPS truck." *SLAM*