Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water. Reverse Jesus would blind and cripple random people. And give them leprosy. Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire. Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins. Reverse Jesus can sink in water. Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water. Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner. He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices.