I wrote some norse death metal rap earlier today of course I'd recite it for you! YO I'M A BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER AND I WORSHIP THOR I'M GUNNA USE MY AXE BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR SCREAMING VALHALLA AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS I GOT PHAT RHYMES AND I SPEAK IN TONGUES RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY RAGNAROK THE PARTY LIKE A VALHALLA PARTY NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby) NORSE (gunna kick your ass and I don't mean maybe) NORSE. (crazy motherfucker with a longship baby) NORSE (LONG BLONDE HAIR THAT IS SOFT AND WAVY) fin.