there was this one time I was wanking to porn... ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door I just stood up and was like "fuck... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like" and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a fucking javascript tutorial"