so i had a checkup at the doctor a couple months ago i waited in the goddamn lobby for like 2 hours i was just starting to doze off when they called me back into one of the exam rooms so i sit on this chair for like 30 more mins, and then fall asleep i wake up and have no idea what time it is or how long i've been waiting so 20 minutes later after I finished reading the Hispanic Business Weekly I start diggin through the drawers in the exam table and his desk drawer i find some hypos and don't touch them, some dressing gowns, and then i get to the drawer marked "OB/GYN" i open it up, take a peeky-peek inside, and what do I see? Speculums and rectal dilators. At this point I'm in his desk rolly-chair with about 40 rubber gloves in my pockets for later use so I grab a speculum in each hand and start making them sing and talk like little ducks i was rooting around for a sharpie and couldn't find one so i put them down and did my glove-trick i stretched a rubber glove over my head and blew it up then i grabbbed the speculums and started spinning around in his chair glove inflated on my head the size of two basketballs speculum in each hand spinning in his office chair i hear footsteps and as i'm extending my legs to slow down, the door opens the doctor is standing there with my chart in his hand omg i stopped spinning and just sat there, looking at him through the thin film of the glove he was like "Corey.....?" I said "Yep." held up the speculums. said, "I got bored." and he was like "That's quite a trick with those gloves. Where did you learn that?" I said "Many doctor's offices in many states." He was like "You want to take some with you?" as I got up I pulled the wad out of my pocket and said "Already did." then I walked out and i heard him laughing like a goddamn maniac as soon as the door was closed then the other day i go in again rofl and he just hands me a brand new unopened box of 100 gloves i was gonna ask for some speculums just to fuck with him but I was afraid he'd give me some