Is your Dad home? yep You get any hot chicks on the internet yet? wtf?  There aren't any chicks on the internet. You gotta do what I do.  I get onto one of them lesbian chatrooms and pretend to be a 19 year old girl. I bet the other 60 "horny lesbians" in that room think they are just as clever as you. no no no, they're really women, they send me naked pictures What do you do when they ask for yours? I send them a pic of a 19 year old girl. ... No seriously, they're all lesbians. If you say so... damn straight. I'm sure you are.