you know how my wife looks really young right? yeah - she looks about 15 we'd been playing tennis and she was in little shorts and a t-shirt we went to a mall and i figured i'd embarrass her with a bit sloppy kiss.. lol - you bastard! after i'd slobbered all over her, she pushed me away and shouted out "Ew! Dad! GROSS!" the whole place thought i was some kind of pervy..