So anyway, if I get that threesome with my girl and one of her hot friends, I'll be a happy man Well of course you'd have to tape it I won't be taping it. What I want to do is get a director in to tape it. 3 cameras, lighting, the works. Awesome. I did photography last year, I could totally do that Er...do you really want to see my wang? Well, we could just blur it out... Sweet! Then it'll be just like Japanese porn! ... Except I won't be shitting on her.