so i was trick or treating right arent u a little old for that? fuck no anyway so i went as a present this year, just a bigass bow and some curled ribbons, and i go up to this door and a 75 year old woman and her husband open the door, and the woman goes "what are you?" i go "a present", and she gives me candy.  just as i start to walk away, she goes "who would want that??" and some little kid behind me just goes "OHHHH!  BURN!" loser.