Promisemememphis: there was a girl in one of my bio teachers classes and they had to put a cotton swab in their mouth and look at the slide 
Promisemememphis: he went to look at hers because she saw something moving and told her it was a sperm 
Promisemememphis: which meant that she'd just given some guy head in lunch like fifteen minutes before hand 
Promisemememphis: he wouldn't let her leave the class either