welp time to open a vintage 2003 botle of merlot ah, thursday, a very good year lemme just get this cap unscrewed and I can get to guzzlin' heh, cap don't all good wines have handles on the bottle? the best ones come in a space-age foil pouch inside a durable cardboard box in 50 years, wealthy people around the world will boast of their fine collections of boxed chardonnay