Haha, a very funny thing happened to my cousin right before Christmas My cousin was watching South Park with me, something he really isn't supposed to be doing The episode where Cartman thinks a dildo is a sports watch was on So he goes and writes down 'dildo' on his list to Santa His dad goes and reads it and freaks out, and goes up to ask him where he heard what a dildo was He replies with "I heard Cartman talk about it on TV. It's something like a sports watch, right?" So his dad (my uncle) tells him it's a chocolate chip cookie, and asks my aunt to make him some So the next day he goes to school, and here's the best part He gets up in front of the whole class and tells them about how his mom gave him her biggest dildos and how yummy they were