I really think I should have been born Asian. Being white sucks, anyway, and I don�t like country music or tailgating or alcohol or owning engineless trucks or never mowing my lawn or not wearing a shirt or screwing fat chicks at all. So I�ve been trying to come up with a word for someone who�s white on the outside, but yellow in the inside. Like the opposite of Twinkie? Yeah. Exactly. Well, what�d you come up with? I don�t know. The only thing I could think of was a toilet� And once I thought about that, damned if I could get it out of my head. You�re storing information endlessly! You really are Asian!