atria ventric: so my life is complete Crikers042: whys that? atria ventric: because today atria ventric: i heard two gay guys shopping for a vaccuum atria ventric: 'but i bet this one sucks better' atria ventric: 'but this one will go for longer' atria ventric: 'go longer? what for? you get dirty you take it out you turn it on and you're done' atria ventric: 'i mean its fun while it lasts sure but its nothing serious'