Nolano so this guy gets home Nolano and his wife tells him that his son got caught having sex with the teacher Nolano and so she tells him to go scold him Nolano so they go outside and he says Nolano "son, U'm really not angry with you Nolano In fact, I'm damned proud. Nolano But you need to pretend I'm mad Nolano After this, we're gonna go down to the bike shop and buy you a new bike Nolano So just look like your ashamed Nolano So they go down to the bike shop Nolano get the bike Nolano and he says to his son Nolano "Now, do you want to ride it home, or just put it in the truck Nolano And the son says Nolano "well dad, lets put it in the truck. My ass is still sore."