It's always a haunted attic, isn't it? It's never a haunted toliet that explodes with water at 3am. That would be the shit. literally. >) If I were a ghost, that's the kind of random shit I'd do. I'd open the fridge and take out all the mustard. Then I'd hoard it and bring it back later and put it in the dishwasher. and the people would open it up "WTF?! There's 39 jars of mustard in here!" and lawn flamingos I would hoard those like nobody's business. I'd be a fun ghost.