LOL! Worst mom evar! Coming from you, I'm tempted to ask if you got laid again... ^_^ I'll smack your ass later for that, but anyways I was hanging out with a friend today, and he had BB-gun with a cracked barrel. So he decides to fix it with epoxy, getting it functional before the seaguls arrive And in a futile attempt to get the glue to harden faster, he puts the damn gun in his mouth and starts blowing down the barrel. I'm starting to sense where this is going... Now his mother walks in with some laundry, takes a look at her son with a damn good replica of a 9mm Beretta stuck in his mouth And her only words were "Try not to make a mess, and don't get anything stuck in your throat." What a lovely relationship those two must have...