You know how the US is fighting a War on Terror and when it's over there'll be no more terror? <&Darkagentx> alledgedly, yes <&Darkagentx> :P And how we fought the War on Drugs, and now there are no more drugs? <&Darkagentx> oh right, of course And how we had a War on Poverty and no one's poor anymore? <&Darkagentx> Naturally We should totally have a War on War, then there'd be no more war. <&Darkagentx> ...genius!