(oxie) i want a dog 
(+AlsoMike) why do you want a dog? 
(oxie) dogs are cool 
(+AlsoMike) but do you want a hairy, sometimes smelly friend who bums all his food and accomodation off you and defecates on your bedroom floor? 
(oxie) yes ;) 
(+AlsoMike) i'll move in tomorrow.