<+JimBastard> you wouldnt believe what just happened <+JimBastard> i've been tracking my macbook all day on fedex, gets signed for by "One CHILETA" at 3pm...while im at work <+JimBastard> turns it was misdelivered....TO THE MARCY PROJECTS IN BROOKLYN <+JimBastard> A BRAND NEW LAPTOP <+JimBastard> so what did jim bastard do? <+JimBastard> I put on a button up shirt, black leather jacket, kakhis, and a dress shoes <+JimBastard> went to the address <+JimBastard> and pretended i was a detective <+JimBastard> laptop is sitting on their desk <+JimBastard> "Maam I'm here about a misdelievered package" <+JimBastard> "We know its here" <+JimBastard> "We just want it back, or else I'm going to have to come back with a warrant" <+JimBastard> "and no one wants that" <+JimBastard> never underestimate the power of a well dressed well spoken white man in the hood <+JimBastard> the guy took one look at me as he was walking towards the door....turned around and came back with the package