The vet supervisor was asking me to jack off a horse to get the semen to artificially inseminate a female horse. wtf lol But listen! This was a racehorse, so the owner says that I need to massage it's prostate. I'm assuming you don't know this, but the prostate on a horse is VERY fucking far back there. So, I get on the arm-length glove and I look in the room to see another doctor with a cat or something. Tells me we had too many animals so the horse was moved to a room close to the front. Well, I get there, and I put my arm in this horse's ass. I'm talkin' less than a foot from my shoulder deep. All in clear view. ROFLMAO And then some redneck couple come in and they see me because this front room has shit protection on it. "You a vet?" The guy ask. I wait a few seconds to see if he was joking, but then I look back to the horse's asshole. "Nah, I'm with the Amish. I'm their mechanic."