: So we went to the pool hall last Wednesday... : I ended up paying for everyone when we finished. : Everyone asked how much it cost afterwards. : I told them that I used my Asian powers to get no charge. : Then on our way down the stairs... : I jumped onto the carpet in front of the door and exclaimed... : "Okay Abz, time to use your Arabian powers to fly us home!" : did it work? : No, the carpet was black. : zing!