CandyKillJoy: Have you heard of Avenged Sevenfold?
Danktolker: Yeah, I went to one of their concert
CandyKillJoy: You're a fan?
Danktolker: Unfortunately something called a "mosh pit" broke out, which I misunderstood as a series of failed hug attempts
Danktolker: I was beaten rather severely after trying to join in
Danktolker: Learn from my mistakes, friends